Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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