She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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