Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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