HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
look no pants
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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