Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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