in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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