it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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