I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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