More tranny stories later!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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