So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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