I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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