i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you didnt know i had herpes?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
