I didn't shave. On purpose
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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