Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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