whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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