It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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