Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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