your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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