The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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