why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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