She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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