She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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