Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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