Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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