Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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