Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Help. Why am I so naked?
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