if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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