I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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