you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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