Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So many bounce houses so little time
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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