I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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