end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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