when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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