i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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