That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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