I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
you never un-have a 4some
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize
