My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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