try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
