STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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