We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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