Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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