why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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