covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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