Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
why is half of my head shaved?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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