I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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