There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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