Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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