just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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