Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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