i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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