That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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