porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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