Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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