KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you never un-have a 4some
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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