Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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