He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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