I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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