Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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