You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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