he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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