This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it was like eating out sand paper
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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