so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
worst night to have a conscience
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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