either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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